Nobody Likes Lindsay Lohan

02:33 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

The Lindsay Lohan backlash is really gearing up. After all her publicity stunts and tantrums, Lindsay is being shunned by the very people she so very much wants to like her. While USA Today would have you believe that Lindsay's appearance at the GQ Men of the Year party was sweet as sunshine, Page Six paints a very different picture.

When the Lohans arrived at the exclusive dinner at the Sunset Tower - joining the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore, Jay-Z, Jennifer Connelly and Magic Johnson - she "flipped out" upon seeing Jessica Biel there with her assistant.

Biel's assistant used to work for Lohan and earned the "Mean Girls" star's ire when she quit several months ago.

According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!"

"It was really uncalled for," said our spy. "Jessica and everyone else ignored her."

Lohan was shunned at the glittering affair by other celebs who are tired of her bratty antics and bad work ethic. Overhearing her tirade about Biel's assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" - setting off laughter. Later, Lohan, with a champagne glass in her hand, tried flirting with Leo, to no avail.

Naturally, since none of the A-Listers would have anything to do with Miss Lindsay, she turned her attentions to someone who would.

When "Jackass" star Johnny Knoxville arrived later in the evening, Lohan lit up and the two began nuzzling and necking - until Lohan's ex, Harry Morton, appeared.

"Harry had been called by Lindsay, and he arrived with a bunch of her friends, and then they all left together, including Johnny. It was weird," said a source. "Dina did a lousy job of reining in her daughter, and it looked like she just used Lindsay to get into the party in the first place."

I know, it's hard to believe that Lindsay Lohan can be such a self-obsessed, rage-frenzied, skank. It's not like she's always acting like an out-of-control, durnken, mental patient. Oh, wait. Yes she is.

Of course, if you're looking for someone to blame, Lindsay's mother Dina is never far behind her coked-out daughter. How much don't you have to care about your kid to let her keep doing this to herslef. I mean, she's worse than Julie Cooper.

More of pictures Lindsay Lohan at the GQ Men of the Year party after the jump. And, yes, I used these pictures on another post yesterday, but they are more apropos here, so check out the new pics with really make Linsday Lohan look like an Alcoholic that have been added to that post.

JUMP to MORE of "Nobody Likes Lindsay Lohan"

Link: Nobody Likes Lindsay Lohan

Hilary Swank Pirelli Pictures

06:50 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Hilary Swank

If you liked those really hot Penelope Cruz Pirelli pictures, I'm sure you're going to like these great shots of Hilary Swank from the 2007 Pirelli calendar.

Now, even though you don't really see the goods, just the hint of Hilary Swank naked is pretty good if you ask me. And I'll take some ass cleavage over nothing at all.

I'm going to stop writing now. So look at the pictures.

Link: Hilary Swank Pirelli Pictures

Eva Longoria got Engaged

06:09 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Eva Longoria

In case you were wondering, though I'm sure you weren't, Eva Longoria is now engaged to her basketball-playing boyfriend, Tony Parker. According to People the couple who last I knew had split up, are now destined for a lovely 7 to 22 months of wedded celebrity bliss.

"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "The couple have never been happier."

Parker, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, flew into Los Angeles after his game on Wednesday night and surprised Longoria at her home as she got off work, according to the actress's rep, who added: "The proposal was romantic and perfect."

The couple plans to wed in France next summer in what they describe as a "big, happy ceremony with lots of family and friends."

Longoria told PEOPLE in April she is happiest when in a relationship – and said she expects to stay with Parker "forever."

Now, for those of you who aren't fluent in the particular style of Crazy-Talk they speak in Hollywood, "forever" actually has several meanings. 1) "Until something better comes along." 2) "Until my publicist says a break up scandal will be good for my career." 3) "Until I make it past the specified date in the Pre-nup." 4) "Until I have a new movie coming out." (similar to #2) 5) "Until it's okay to come out of the closet."

As you can see, it's not easy to know exactly what "forever" means, but it rarely, if ever, means forever.

More Eva Longoria pics after the jump.

JUMP to MORE of "Eva Longoria got Engaged"

Link: Eva Longoria got Engaged

Jennifer Connelly Looks Pregnant

05:35 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Connelly hasn't been in a lot of movies lately. Rather, I should say Jennifer Connelly hasn't been in a lot of good movies lately, and it looks like Blood Diamond won't be bucking any trends. At least not if Leonardo DiCaprio's accent in the movie is any indication.

But that's neither here nor there in terms of relevance to this post. I bring it up merely to note that at this special screening of the film, Jennifer Connelly looks to be rocking a fairly prominent baby bump. Either that or she's got gas.

You can also see that her husband, Paul Bettany is rather conspicuously placing his hand on her tummy. So is Jennifer Connelly pregnant? Maybe. Is her movie going to suck? Definitely.

More Jennifer Connelly pictures after the jump.

JUMP to MORE of "Jennifer Connelly Looks Pregnant"

Link: Jennifer Connelly Looks Pregnant

Remember When...

05:14 PM, Filed under: Links

Lindsay Lohan used to be cute. (CollegeHumor)

Vida Guerra does FHM magazine. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears is finally wearing pants. (Pink is the New Blog)

Elisha Cuthbert is 24. So here's 24 pictures of the hottie from 24. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Nicole Richie gained 5 Lbs. That's the equivalent of a normal person gaining 30. (DListed)

Tom Cruise had to wear a girdle to fit into his wedding tux. (IDLYITW)

Ben Affleck in Baywatch!? NOOOoooooooo! (Popsugar)

Why the hell is Nicole Kidman the highest paid actress? (Just Jared)

Anna Nicole Smith is officially getting evicted. (A Socialite's Life)

Her face may be busted, but Cameron Diaz has some great legs. (Popoholic)

Nick Lachey bought a baseball team. Actually, he just invested in a Minor League team. Much like himself. (Hollywood Rag)

Want to buy Jessica Alba's bra? (CityRag)

Michael Richards probably doesn't want sympathy from Mel Gibson. (Defamer)

Link: Remember When...

Lindsay Lohan is an Alcoholic

02:48 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

So, if this report from Page Six is correct, it basically means that Lindsay Lohan is an Alcoholic. Not really news, I know, but it pretty much confirms what everyone has known for a while. Whether or not those Lindsay Lohan drug overdose rumours were true or not, we know that she's been wearing an Alcoholics Anonymous pin (even though it's not hers, because there's no way she's ever been 90 days sober), and we know Lindsay likes Jack Daniel's and drinking in the car.

A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 a.m. AA meeting near her apartment in the Sierra Towers. A friend of Lohan confirmed, "She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around - this time for good. She is out of control."

Lohan skipped Thanksgiving with her mom, Dina, and her family because she knew "someone would force an intervention on her." So Dina - who likes a party almost as much as her wild-child daughter - has arrived in L.A. to convince Lindsay to stay home some nights.

The actress is filming "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Keira Knightley for the next five weeks - and then, friends hope "she will really get serious about getting sober. And drop out of the limelight for a while." A rep for Lohan declined comment.

The biggest surprise in all this is that Lindsay is actually going to meetings. Obviously, it's not doing anything yet, but who knows. Maybe, just maybe, Lindsay will embrace a more laid back lifestyle. One where she doesn't drink herself stupid, and chase after the paparazzi, and flash her crotch to the world. And maybe Paris Hilton will win a Nobel Prize.

Photo credit: SplashNews

Link: Lindsay Lohan is an Alcoholic

Is Kirsten Dunst Pregnant?

01:15 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kirsten Dunst

With rumours of Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom now a couple, further rumours suggest that baby may make three. Accroding to The National Ledger, Star Magazine speculates in their issue this week, whether Kirsten Dunst is pregnant, or not.

The magazine reports that Dunst has been generating rumors that she may be the next famous actress to be sporting a baby bump on the set of her upcoming film Spiderman 3. She has been spotted wearing baggy clothing, ordering big boxes of sweet chocolaty treats, and overheard complaining of lower back pain and nausea during filming.

The report also gives more 'evidence' and reports that Kirsten has become fascinated by details about the pregnancy of Tobey’s fiancée, Jennifer Meyer, asking how she dealt with morning sickness.

Star then notes that when Tobey replied that Jennifer felt awful throughout the entire nine months, Kirsten just groaned, "Oh great!"

Wasn't that exciting? Tabloid specualtion at it's best. But you never know, sometimes these reports are correct. Not usually from Star magazine, but even they've got to get lucky once in a while.

From this angle, it's hard to tell if she's pregnant. Maybe if she bends over... No, still can't tell.

Photo credit: Flynet

JUMP to MORE of "Is Kirsten Dunst Pregnant?"

Link: Is Kirsten Dunst Pregnant?

Blame Britney Spears' Vagina

06:27 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Britney Spears

You may have noticed that Egotasitc! has been running a bit on the slow side for the past few days. Well, you can blame all those Britney Spears upskirt pictures.

The site has been dealing with traffic levels over 200,000 pageviews per hour. That's a lot. By any standard. And while everything is being done to make the site load as fast as possible, we've basically hit the limit of what the server can handle.

That being said, thanks for sticking with us, and know that everything is being done to improve the performance of the site. At least the site is performing better than Britney Spears' breasts.

Photo credit: SplashNews

Link: Blame Britney Spears' Vagina

You're the Man Now, Dog!

06:14 PM, Filed under: Links

Keeley is at it again! (Popoholic)

Hilary Duff probably got dumped because of her teeth. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney does it. Now you can too. Shave everywhere. (CollegeHumor)

That explains it. Britney Spears is turning into Anna Nicole Smith. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears spent $3000 on underwear. To bad she doesn't know how to put it on. (DListed)

Snoop Dogg gets arrested as often as Britney Spears flashes her junk. (IDLYITW)

Did K-Fed cheat with a Porn Star? (Popsugar)

Paris and Britney will host the Billboard Awards. Start boycotting now! (Just Jared)

More Madonna adoption drama. (A Socialite's Life)

Cameron Diaz thinks she's perfect. But she's wrong. (Hollywood Rag)

What would Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's kid look like? (CityRag)

Kimberly Stewart makes the ugly list. (The Bastardly)

Skank Car, starring Britney, Paris and Lindsay. You must watch this. (You're the Man Now, Dog!)

Link: You're the Man Now, Dog!

Another Britney Spears Upskirt - No Underwear Once Again

01:11 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Britney Spears

"Oops! I Did It Again"
"Hit Me Baby One More Time"
"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"
"Toxic"

Are these the titles of the songs on Britney Spears' new greatest hits album "Look At Me, I'm Such a Whore," or just incredibly apt descriptions of her vagina drama?

Britney really needs to give the whole upskirt, crotch flash thing a rest now. We've all seen the Britney Spears vagina, and no one is eager to see it again.

But I don't think you can really blame alcohol for this latest flash. Not only is Britney not out at a club, or returning home from some party, she's the one driving. I wouldn't put it past her to maybe have a couple and hit the road, but I'm fairly certain she's sober here. Hell, she even managed to put the gas nozzle into the tank hole. But from what I understand, most people are able to do that when they're drunk.

So, is this all just some misguided cry for attention? Yes. Is it working? Sadly, yes. Mission accomplished Britney. Now put it away.

Photo credit: Flynet

Link: Another Britney Spears Upskirt - No Underwear Once Again

Paris Hilton Gets Kinky Kinkos

02:26 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Paris Hilton

So, here's somewhere I never thought I'd see: Paris Hilton... at a Kinkos print and copy shop.

Who knew Paris Hilton was into desktop publishing? I wonder what it is she's doing at a print shop. After all, you'd think she'd have one of her Herpes-infected minions doing this kind of shit for her.

Maybe she's secretly into the counter-culture world of Zine publishing. Or she has a research paper about the socio-political ramifications of third world health care funding. Or maybe she's just printing up pictures of Britney Spears' pussy that she found on Egotastic!

Yeah, that's probably it. Paris Hilton using Windows 2000. Who knew?

More pictures of Paris Hilton at Kinkos after the jump.

Photo credit: Flynet

JUMP to MORE of "Paris Hilton Gets Kinky Kinkos"

Link: Paris Hilton Gets Kinky Kinkos

Scarlett Johansson is Smoking

01:51 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Poor Scarlett Johansson has it rough. Recent rumours that Scarlett and Josh Hartnett may be splitting up have driven her to deal with her stress the only way she knows how: by smoking. But according to Starpulse, she's smoking so much, all her neighbours can smell it, and they've asked her to stop.

One neighbor confronted Scarlett about the smell and she snapped, 'I am going through a difficult time right now - but she did agree to open the window to avoid disagreement.

So, could it be, is Scarlett Johansson really single? If so, that would be awesome, except she would definitely have to quit smoking. I don't date girls who smoke. Though, I could maybe make an exception.

Link: Scarlett Johansson is Smoking

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

01:31 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kelly Brook

You know, with all the Britney Spears grossness that's been flooding the site lately, I thought I'd take a moment and remind you what a beautiful woman looks like.

And what better way to do that than with some Kelly Brook bikini pictures. Consider it a brief, but welcome respite from all the other Britney, Lindsay, and Paris news that will inevitably return.

And if you'd like some more Kelly Brook...
Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures
Kelly Brook has Some Nice Coconuts
Kelly Brook Topless Pictures
Kelly Brook Nude Pictures from Arena Magazine

And there are more Kelly Brook bikini pictures after the jump.

JUMP to MORE of "Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures"

Link: Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

The Butterscotch Stallion Rides Again

04:22 PM, Filed under: Links

Is Owen Wilson going to propose to Kate Hudson? (Popsugar)

Rihanna is well padded. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears is ready to blow chunks. (Pink is the New Blog)

Cameron Diaz has a new nose. It's not better than the old one. (DListed)

You can blame Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock's break up on Borat. Or on the fact that they are both insane. (IDLYITW)

If anyone still cares, here are some more pictures for TomKat's wedding. (Just Jared)

Brooke Burke is never not hot. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Together. Eating. (A Socialite's Life)

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are back together. Looks like somebody wants some publicity. (Hollywood Rag)

Victoria Beckham is an attention whore. (CityRag)

Nicole Richie calls Rachel Zoe "raisin face." Very apt. (Goldenfiddle)

Teri Hatcher gets her bitch on because of shoes. (Notorious News)

An interview with the "Real Borat." (CollegeHumor)

Link: The Butterscotch Stallion Rides Again

Britney Spears' Pussy: Oh the Humanity!

02:47 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Britney Spears

You didn't want it. You never asked for it. But you knew it was coming. And here it is: Britney Spears' pussy.

Well done Britney, you've lowered the bar yet again. It's almost endearing how even Paris Hilton tries to stop Britney from showing everything there is to show. And Lindsay Lohan tries to help her exit the car. But to no avail.

Egotastic! readers, you've been warned. Britney Spears' genitals are not for the faint of heart. Also, if you're not into C-Section scars, you may not want to click.

What am I saying, of course you want to click. Because you are a sick, sick, sicko.

If you need to be warned that these pictures of Britney Spears pussy are totally NSFW (Not Safe For Work), then you really do have problems.

Link: Britney Spears' Pussy: Oh the Humanity!