Taylor Swift And Her Kitty Out And About in New York

The lovely Taylor Swift took her pussy cat out for a walk in New York City. No, that is not a metaphor for her lady parts. She brought out her little white kitten carried it around like a pocket chihuahua circa 2002. She was looking leggy and amazing as usual. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Taylor Swift has the best legs of anyone one the planet. They are so long and perfectly toned. I'm usually not one for girls that are very slender. It's the Latin man in me that craves curves. But Taylor is so freakin hot that I think maybe I've been wrong all these years and super skinny girls is where it's at. Who am I kidding? I love all women no matter their size. You know, within reason.

As a rule it isn't a good idea to take cats out for walks on the streets of New York. There is too much noise and weird smells and they tend to get spooked. I once tried to take my cat to the park, because I'm that guy, and got several claw marks for my trouble. Still, a cat and a hot celebrity girl? This post wins the internet.

Lizzie Cundy Is Cleavtastic in London

English TV personality and certified hot person Lizzie Cundy was boobtastically cleavy while leaving the Chiltern Firehouse Restaurant in London. Lizzie's crown jewels are pretty spectacular and you don't have to wait in line behind a bunch of fat tourists to see them. Her ta-tas are near perfect orbs. Yes, I used the word orbs because that's how perfectly round they are. The dress she was wearing was so low cut that they barely covered her nips. She also showed off her dynamite legs through a revealing slit in the front of the dress. People say that the Brits are uptight and repressed but that's never been my experience. They like to party and bone almost as much as we do here in America. Almost.

The point is that they know how to be sexy. I know when I was in London I spent many a happy hour ogling the local gals. I was expecting them all to look like when Monty Python dressed like women. I was pleasantly surprised that that was not the case.

Diana Georgie Topless Brunette Vixen Like Hotness

 

What do I love? Well, baseball, apple pie, and mom's home cooking. Assuming mom is cooking up hot Russian transplanted to American hotties topless like the brunette vixen Diana Georgie. Featured in this Alessandro Casagrande modeling shoot, the boobtastic sweetheart shows why her name ought start to be chiseled into your libido directory because she is certainly going places, I mean professionally, not just whatever activity you have her scheduled for in your private time fantasies.

I love meeting new women, especially so when they're all topless and alluring. It really does make for the best introductions. Diana Georgie, I'd like to think we can be great friends I mean, first, before our ultimate brief, but highly passionate physical affair involving the sound of circus horns and exotic lubrications snuck into this country. Let our lust be the talk of romantic poets for generations to come, or, in the least, dirty limerick writers. Enjoy.

Camille Rowe Sextastic Showy Underwear Pimping Leaves Me With Sweaty Shorts

Too much information perhaps. But I don't consider it hyperbole when I state that Camille Rowe may just be the hottest thing in cotton panties since, well, since forever. The French blonde has made a stupendous addition to the Victoria's Secret stable of hotties ever since her introduction last year. She brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the mix, which I believe is French for absolutely ridiculously hot body and tush.

When Miranda Kerr left the fold I must admit I was a bit concerned for V.S. and their bevy of underwear beauty pimping models. But they redoubled their efforts and their lineup rather impressively, bringing in a half-dozen newer bodies and faces into the panties and bra mix that has only elevated their stature. I expect that of a lingerie company that wants to maintain their presence on my speed dial list. Camille Rowe, you are simply amazing. Keep up the good undies work. Enjoy.

Maitland Ward and Her Boobs of Glory Steal the Show at Genlux Party

I'm not exactly sure what Genlux magazine was celebrating, but they had the good sense to tell former Boy Meets World starlet Maitland Ward to show up and wear something skimpy. Specifically, up top where Maitland's premiere sized sweater puppies almost spilled out of her top to make for an awesome publicity event.

If you're looking at Maitland and having old school crushes on her teen character from the show, you're completely missing out on her all grow'd up motorboating fantasy potential. Maitland has been doing the circuit of trade shows and premiere events of late, leading me to believe at some point soon we are going to see her in a more showy pictorial in some publication. That will be a happy day indeed. My senses are usually right on these matters, not much else in life, but when a celebrity is about to get nekkid, a higher power has gifted me with that clairvoyance. Blessings often come in strange guises. Or just big old happy melons like Maitland has. Oh, let them loose! Enjoy.

Victoria Wild Is a Human Blow Up Sex Toy And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Victoria Wild strives to be a human blow up sex toy. (WWTDD)

Julianne Hough has some series cleav action going on. (Huffington Post)

In honor of Mexican Independence Day here are the hottest Mexican models. (COED)

Hey, look! Rihanna is in a bikini in Barbados! (Drunken Stepfather)

The Colombian bike team only LOOKS naked...but really. (Dlisted)

Sure, we've all seen her naked, but here is Jennifer Lawrence's cleavage. (Popoholic)

Miley Cyrus Braless and Bare Midriff Easy Rider

I'm not a big fan of these three wheeled cycles that Justin Bieber uses to terrorize civilians in multiple countries, but I suppose everything looks better with girls atop it. Miley Cyrus and friend (sister?) took her multi-wheeled motorcycle out for a spin in Beverly Hills just to make sure ample attention was paid. She went for the skimpy outfit as well not recommended by most motorcycle wardrobing advisors as to what happens to your skin should you suddenly and forcefully dismount your vehicle. Still, braless tops and shorts are what got Miley here, she's not forsaking it now.

Technically, this is a lot of clothing for the pop diva who has set the mostly nekkid stage show and modeling standards of late. I'm not sure I'd want my $100 million petite object d' investment riding around on a motorcycle in city traffic, even with an oversized helmet on. But kids need to let loose sometimes. Or, for Miley, pretty much all the time. It's part of what makes her so appealing to America's female youth. And prurient oglers such as myself. Enjoy.