Super Funbags and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Braless Babe
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Alessandra's Bikini Bod
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Gaga Nips
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These funbags may have superpowers (The Chive)

Lady Gaga gives us the hottest glimpse of her nipple (Idolator)

Yari may as well just be topless with this spread (Hollywood Tuna)

Alessandra Ambrosio's sexy bikini is turning some heads (Popoholic)

Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio prove why we love girl-on-girl (FOX)

Selena Gomez loves getting wet (TMZ)

Tori Spelling actually looks hot... seriously (HuffPo)

Bridget Malcolm Just Signed with Victoria’s Secret, Now She’s Topless in V, Glory Be

 

It was just last Christmas when young Aussie model Bridget Malcolm got her big break as a bikini model for her debut with Victoria's Secret. Now, we get to see her slender, but sextastic frame bared in a Mario Testino shoot for V Magazine. That's some pretty heady stuff. Not to mention body stuff. And Bridget has that going on. Yes, she's a slight framed hottie, but she's young and a fashion model and nothing I can't mitigate while I feed her hearty sandwiches all winter long as she accidentally remains trapped in my high mountain top cabin in the woods.

There's nothing better really than when we get to meet a new sweetheart and bing, bang, boom, there are her bare funbags for impression directly into the forever libido. I'm a happy man today, a spring in my step, and a slight strain of the retinal cones. But in the service of a greater good. Bridget Malcolm, you are that greater good. Enjoy.

Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Body Exhibition at Midnight

Our friend Garry from SunofHollywood.com knows how to pick 'em. And how to shoot them. Case in point, his midnight beach shoot of TV extra hottie Caitlin O'Connor. You might recognize Caitlin as the 'hot girl' on any number of TV shows in the past few years, or just from her Top Hotties honorifics from Maxim Magazine. At this moment, we're recognizing her as the curvaceous blonde being filmed on the beach in Malibu at midnight. Sweet idea.

There's something alluring about the out of context look of a fine female bikini form in the dead of night at the beach. It's incongruous, if that word means it's making my private parts tingle. I think it does. Caitlin, it's damn nice to meet you. I do have blankets and hot chocolate in the back of my van if you'd like to get warm. Just tell your loved ones you're going to Guatemala on a roadie and should be back next Spring. That'll give me a good head start. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne Taking the Wet Swimsuit Nipple Poking Plunge (And Sapphic Plunge As Well?)

You know I'm a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I'm inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDD who are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of Lesbos, if you catch my obvious drift.

I don't know if all of that is true. Clearly the last girl Cara went yachting with was Michelle Rodriguez, and, well, okay it was true in that instance. I do know Selena was looking all kinds of nipply minxy moist and booty-inspiring in her one-piece white swimsuit, in contrast to Cara who went with the model bikini, as both leapt off the side of their yacht into the Mediterranean waters. It sure looks fun. All of it. Every little lesbionic loving part. I'm either jealous or aroused or both. I'm so confused, in a good day. Enjoy.

Xbox One Commercial Brings ‘the Best Games of the Year’ and a Little Badassery from Rocky Balboa (VIDEO)

Xbox One Best Games
That's how winnin' is done!

Now, in the battle of the successtastic, PS4 has the edge over Xbox One. In terms of, as Wyclef Jean would probably tell you, dollar dollar bills yo. (Read: sales.) You know that, we know that and grandma knows that. As, it seems, do Microsoft themselves.

And here’s the House of Xbox themselves, with a big ol’ middle finger to the whole situation. The theme of today’s commercial is 'nope, we’re not effed yet.'

Who embodies that spirit better than Rocky? Nobody, that’s who. Here he is, passing on those inspirational words to his son (It ain’t about how hard you hit...) against a backdrop of Xbox One’s best upcoming releases. Halo: The Master Chief Collection, Sunset Overdrive, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare and Assassin’s Creed Unity are featured in the brief clip.

This was a great concept, right here. We won’t even be pernickety and bitch that half of those aren’t strictly Xbox One games at all.

Humpday Huzzah! Holly Peers Faptastic Funbags Ever So Perfect in Zoon

 

I feel like I haven't seen Holly Peers perfect chesty delights in forever. Even an hour away from her nurturing mammaries is too long for any man, let alone a baby, to endure.

Featured in this month's Zoo magazine, Holly shows why she doesn't need much styling or set decoration, let alone wardrobe, to be the belle of the visual ball. She's the kind of neighbor lady you hope doesn't install shades because she assumes nobody would be crazy enough to build a fifty-foot ladder of thatch and gum just to peek into her boudoir. Those are the kind of neighbor ladies that have yet to live next door to me. I'd build an escalator to the moon for the chance to see Holly lotioning her perfect jugs each evening. Then I'd never get off of it. Damn, Holly, you get me every time. Enjoy.

Andrea Calle Bikini Booty Delights on South Beach Tickle My Fancies

Wow, the Latina girls are doing something fierce in the bikini booty department this day in Miami. Add to that list of sextastic exhibition Andrea Calle, the Colombiana hottie reporter whose rear end I'd like to report myself in terms of moving violations. At least I feel particularly moved whilst ogling her fine thong clad thumper sashaying across the sandy beach.

At some point I need to start selling programs down on Miami Beach so visitors can recognize the various hot celebrity bums. You can't tell the thumpers without a program I'll shout from my stand with the $5 sign pasted to the front. I'd like to raise enough money to send myself back to high school. Andrea Calle, you and your sweet seat meat are definitely in my program. Enjoy.