Scarlett Johansson Nude in Under the Skin, Full Frontal Nekkid Kind of Nude At Much Better Resolution

 

Scarlett Johansson is naked.

Well, so goes the progression from blurry to less blurry kinds of wonderful views of sextastic siren Scarlett Johansson finally fully frontal and topless in Under the Skin, the film we've only been waiting to visually gawk since first new of Scarlett's dare to bare alien role was announced in about 2011. Is it worth the wait? Well, not until we have Blu-Ray release can we probably expect to feast peeps upon the best possible resolution of Scarlett topless and muffin flashing in this film, but if this look at some lit up versions of her stills from the film are any indication, it can only be more kinds of wonderful.

Did I mention Scarlett Johansson nekkid?  Indeed, how long have we waited for an even more revealing peek than she granted in her cell phone selfies? A long time indeed. But just look at this fine funbags and that lady nest I can hear calling my name. I mean, my name, plus some kind of alluring come on to gain my compliance. I assure you that part is not necessary.

Scarlett Johansson sweet melons and bush. Oh, happy days! Enjoy.

(Thank you kindly to ever so many of you who forwarded us these photos. Too many to name, but, all of you, great men and women in your own regard. We love it.)

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Little Blurs of Hot Bodiness from Cabo

Once again, the men I pay entirely with Los Lobos mixed tapes caught another fine celebrity suntanning down Cabo way from their telescopic lensed perches in the palm trees lining the resort. Ever climbed a palm tree? Well, it's worth a few Los Lobos mixed tapes when your reproductive knuckles snag on a trunk knot. Um, not that I know firsthand. But, on to the hotties... because we caught Kourtney Kardashian bikini suntanning at the resort in a rather rare bikini appearance for the eldest and perhaps least publicly shot of the Kardashian sisters. Though that is a relative scale.

After two children now, Kourtney is still looking mighty fine in her two piece swimsuit, her pert asstastic and those slightly modified mum teats perfectly situated in the sun. It's a bit blurry to catch anything to gripe about, which is perhaps the upside of shooting from twenty nautical miles away. On Google Earth, everybody looks hot. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Manu Junkes Drop Dead Bare Topless Hotness from Brazil to Your Lower Hearts

 

Oh, blessed end of the week, and a holiday weekend upcoming to boot. Don't be hating on Easter as it is the season of girls in cute outfits and all things cute and fuzzy and edible. Oh, the hams that will be squeezed this weekend. Yes, I do love a Good Friday. Bolstered this week by the diabolically hot blonde looks of Brazilian model Manu Junkes who delivers a knockout blow of the bare boobtastic as Bella da Semana girl in her home nation which must be mighty proud.

On Fridays, we celebrate all that is round and worthwhile in this world. Manu's perfectly plump happy campers make me feel like blowing a horn and throwing confetti. Though that's not a horn, nor is that other thing confetti. But substitutions are perfectly acceptable on a Friday. Thank God It's Funbags!

This “Frozen”/”Game Of Thrones” Mash-up Is Everything

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Game of Thrones is by far my favorite TV show that's on right now. Maybe ever. Maybe it's because I'm a huge dork and a show with dragons and swords is right in my wheelhouse but I can't get enough. I've also read the books multiple times. It's just amazing. And yes, George R.R. Martin is pretty ruthless with his characters but I think that's one of the reasons it's so good. Everyone is in danger of eating it at any moment. Frozen is also really good. Probably one of the best cartoon movies in a decade. So, naturally someone thought it was about time to do a mash-up to "Let It Go". This video says everything people are thinking and it's pretty friggin' hilarious.

(DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO IF YOU AREN'T CAUGHT UP WITH THE SHOW!!!)

READER FINDS: Lucy Liu Topless, Candice Swanepoel Topless, Alan Thicke’s Wife’s Nipples, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, it's good to be back from my brief break. Sure, it was an honor to receive the Pasty White Blogger of the Year at the Computer Monitor Glazed Eyes Awards in Laughlin this week. Not to mention the gaggle of hot female bloggers in attendance. Yes, they're all as good looking as the male bloggers if you can imagine. But, be it ever so humble and filled with pornography, there really is no place like home. And on a Friday thankfully. Just in time to rip open the Reader Finds email bag and see what nekkid fun lay inside. Will the wonderments never cease? I sure hope not.

This week's Reader Finds includes Polish hottie Magdalena Frackowiak topless modeling and Kate Upton topless on her horse (thank you to EgoReader 'David M.' for the double shot), Anais Pouliot topless modeling her own hot self (kudos to 'Chris' with an assist from 'David M.'), Rita Ora nip slip big time on stage (observed dutifully by 'Alex'), Gabrielle Anwar topless grow'd up child actress goodness (many obliges to 'Anzio'), Czech sweet model Denise Miliani in bikini and lingerie (dropped off by 'Sag'), Magui Bravi hot booty selfies (dios mio provided by 'Juan'), Alan Thicke's wife Tanya Callau see through sheer black top (nipple growing pains from 'Beast'), Emily Mortimer topless on the silver screen (Em's mams courtesy of 'Amy H.'), topless thespianics from the Hungover Games spoof movie (blessing bestowed by 'Darren'), Lucy Liu topless striptease (fun times via 'Deemy'), kooky Helena Bonham Carter topless in a serious role (bare Bonhams gifted by 'Franks'), Candice Swanepoel topless in Vogue Italy (so much goodness handed over by 'Eric B.'), Mimi Rogers amazing funbags in The Rapture (big 'ums handpicked by 'Enrique'), the sextastic Elle Basey showing off her ridiculous yams (so many smiles provided by 'Ray'), Monica Bellucci in one of her many foreign films (oh, those amazing chest puppies done up by 'Dave H.'), throwback wayback of a rather young Elizabeth Hurley showing off her puppies onscreen (wows initiated by 'Ems'), more Emily Mortimer topless as if there could be too much (this dose of lady humps via 'Session'), Kim Delaney topless in an early role (whoa, this was rather pleasantly surprising thanks to 'Steve'), hottie Nicole Beharie topless in Shame (the goodness continued by 'Ramona'), Sophie Marceau doing as the French do, topless (merci to 'Grant' for these stills), Saffron Burrows bare and delightful thumper (underrated goodies transmitted by 'Owen'), and last, but not least, some delicious views of Ali Cobrin in her American Reunion titillating triumph. It's almost too much, but no, just right. Enjoy.

Elisandra’s Boobtastic Lingerie Spread and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Elisandra Tomacheski boobtastic and bringing it in lingerie (Popoholic)

Olivia Wilde gets butt nekkid (Drunken Stepfather)

Jen Selter in yoga pants gives me yogurt pants (Starpulse)

Kim Kardashian white hot in deep cleave (The Superficial)

Sextastic singles ready to mingle (The Chive)

Lelia Thomas was born to pimp out bikinis (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Pugh bares booty and then some (Drunken Stepfather)

Kelly Brook Bikini Pimping Her Hot Body in Two Pieces of Self-Designed Goodness

I'm trying to asses if my feelings of passion for Kelly Brook are heightened by her designing her own line of bikini swimwear she's modeling for New Look. I don't typically have feelings one way or another for anything fashion, but I am imagining how many times Kelly tried on samples in the mirror to see if her outragrously curvaceous female form fit ever so snugly and barely into the bikinis. Oh, to be a fly on her sugar walls.

Kelly Brook is one of my all-time favorite lady lovable sextastic celebrities. She always seems to have the perfect smile to match her killer soft curves. Her boobtastic alone makes her a winner in my book of deviant thoughts, the idea that she's designing bikini tops to temporarily cover her chest muffins sort of heightens the tease. Though this could merely be a case of me kissing Kelly's ass so she'll finally agree to meet. I'm searching my soul for honesty these days. Enjoy.