Julia Pereira Slender Fine Brazilian Beach Body Tees Up the Weekend

If you ever needed any inspiration to delight in a summer weekend, how about the fine slender bikini body of Julia Pereira strutting her sweet bikini treats at the beach in Miami. Now, Julia might be a young old hat at this hot body exhibition game, but every time I ogle her tight little booty, I feel like we're both doing it for the first time again. I think that's called romantic, but I'm not sure.

If you can't find time to revel in the summer, you never shall. I implore you to take a load off this weekend, kick up your feet, grab your binoculars and a cold one, and focus your most important sense on some beautiful woman that resembles Julia Pereira. If you can't find one, use your imagination. Last weekend, I stared for an hour at a rather curvy elm tree. It's not what you have, it's what you do with what you have. Enjoy your summer weekend.

Britney Spears’ Lusty Lingerie and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Busting Out
We'd like to see a whole lot more of her funbags Read More »
Selena's Skin
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Chicks Doing Chores
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Britney Spears slips into some lingerie and proves she's still got it (Starpulse)

Ludivine Kadri's ta-tas are busting out of her bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Selena Gomez celebrates her birthday by giving us skin (Popoholic)

These babes really know how to make 'em bounce (The Chive)

We like a chick who knows how to clean up (Ranker)

Jennifer Lopez teases us nekkid in the bath (HuffPo)

Paige Butcher shows off her perfect curves in bondage (FOX)

Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

 

We had a rather warm reception to last week's announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d' lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

Playboy.TV Free For One Week Still Rolling. Do Not Miss Out!

Emily plays the role of naughty "Insatiable' vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I've been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It's never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M's. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.

Ludivine Sagna Bikini Boobtastic Weighs Heavily On My Naughty Mind

I'm not sure what materials and construct are used by the bikini makers for soccer WAG Ludivine Sagna, but they have to be using some space age polymers (whatever that means) to bear the tensile strength of those oustanding mammma jammas. I'm not into the science of wardrobing so much as I am into the science of the sextastic, and Ludivine continues her busty brunette bikini show of shows in Miami this week with her dumb soccer husband somewhere we could care less about.

Every time Ludivine exits the water, the ocean cries another salty tear. As would I. Were I Neptune, I'd generate a tide that kept her in my clutches, and then I'd do some things with my firm, but gentle trident I can't talk about on here because this is a family friendly site. Suffice it to say, there would be froth. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sophie Reade Topless Ta-Ta’s Robust and Ready for Reveal

 

Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can't claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who'd make my top ten list of ladies I'd love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.

Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she's perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you're not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you're not dreaming properly. Thank God It's Funbags!

Taylor Swift Is Having a Lust Affair With New York in the Summer

I can't remember a time an A-list celebrity so dominated the New York summer paparazzi scene like Taylor Swift and her leggy, tummy baring outfits seemingly daily strutting around Manhattan. Word is that Taylor has been doing every day grinding core workouts with model Karlie Kloss and toning up her all overs, especially her midsection. It all seems to be working quite well. For Taylor, and for us.

I don't care what people say about Taylor Swift the person, the girlfriend, even the singer. I just want that tall blonde diva in my living room putting on a private dancing show while I applaud like a seal and hope nobody pinches me because I'm obviously dreaming. Keep up the good work, Taylor. Enjoy.

In Honor of ‘Alien: Isolation,’ Sigourney Weaver and Co Remember How Badass ‘Alien’ Was (VIDEO)

Alien Isolation- Cast Talk
Yep, this guy's back. Spoiler: he's still pissed.

And, y’know, still is. As though that needed clarifying.

So, yes. You may have heard that Alien: Isolation pledges to be true to its movieland roots. You may also excuse us for saying: BS. How many times have we heard that in the past, only to be presented with a big ol’ steaming turd come launch? Licensed games don’t have a craptacular reputation for nothing.

But wait! Let’s not don our cynical hats and start bitching just yet. This could --could-- be an exception, right here.

Isolation, the upcoming survival horror from The Creative Assembly, really does have authenticity on its side. We’ve seen the special edition DLC, which will bring bonus missions you play as Ripley, Parker or Dallas themselves. They’ll be voiced by the original actors, looking a little droopier and wrinklier than they did in 1979 (who the hell doesn’t?) but still as badass as ever.

Here’s Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt and the others featured, discussing just how important the game will be to the world they remember.