Sony Pushes ‘Amazing Spider-Man 3′ Back to 2018, Gives 2016 Release to Villain Spinoff ‘Sinister Six’

When I head Sony was going to make a Spider-Man spinoff all about the villains, I thought it was a fantastic idea. And that was before the disappointing Amazing Spider-Man 2 hit theaters.

Now a Sinister Six movie isn't just a good idea. It's an essential idea if Sony wants to revive the fading franchise. It's a way for the studio to do something that's never been done before—a superhero movie entirely devoted to bad guys—and possibly breath some fresh life into a very stale property.

That's why it makes total sense that they'd push The Amazing Spider-Man 3 back from June 2016 to 2018 and give The Sinister Six a November 11, 2016 release date. Give Spidey some time to recuperate. Give people something new. Then come back in 2018 and hope to recapture the magic.

Of course, all that hinges on The Sinister Six being good. But with Drew Goddard of Lost, Cloverfield, and World War Z fame writing and directing, Sony is pretty confident.

"With Sinister Six in the hands of writer-director Drew Goddard," said Sony prez Doug Belgrad, "we feel extremely confident placing the film on a prime date in 2016."

Hopefully Mr. Belgrad is right. Spider-Man deserves better than the last two films. Way better.


Bridget Malcolm Just Signed with Victoria’s Secret, Now She’s Topless in V, Glory Be


It was just last Christmas when young Aussie model Bridget Malcolm got her big break as a bikini model for her debut with Victoria's Secret. Now, we get to see her slender, but sextastic frame bared in a Mario Testino shoot for V Magazine. That's some pretty heady stuff. Not to mention body stuff. And Bridget has that going on. Yes, she's a slight framed hottie, but she's young and a fashion model and nothing I can't mitigate while I feed her hearty sandwiches all winter long as she accidentally remains trapped in my high mountain top cabin in the woods.

There's nothing better really than when we get to meet a new sweetheart and bing, bang, boom, there are her bare funbags for impression directly into the forever libido. I'm a happy man today, a spring in my step, and a slight strain of the retinal cones. But in the service of a greater good. Bridget Malcolm, you are that greater good. Enjoy.

Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Body Exhibition at Midnight

Our friend Garry from knows how to pick 'em. And how to shoot them. Case in point, his midnight beach shoot of TV extra hottie Caitlin O'Connor. You might recognize Caitlin as the 'hot girl' on any number of TV shows in the past few years, or just from her Top Hotties honorifics from Maxim Magazine. At this moment, we're recognizing her as the curvaceous blonde being filmed on the beach in Malibu at midnight. Sweet idea.

There's something alluring about the out of context look of a fine female bikini form in the dead of night at the beach. It's incongruous, if that word means it's making my private parts tingle. I think it does. Caitlin, it's damn nice to meet you. I do have blankets and hot chocolate in the back of my van if you'd like to get warm. Just tell your loved ones you're going to Guatemala on a roadie and should be back next Spring. That'll give me a good head start. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne Taking the Wet Swimsuit Nipple Poking Plunge (And Sapphic Plunge As Well?)

You know I'm a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I'm inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDD who are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of Lesbos, if you catch my obvious drift.

I don't know if all of that is true. Clearly the last girl Cara went yachting with was Michelle Rodriguez, and, well, okay it was true in that instance. I do know Selena was looking all kinds of nipply minxy moist and booty-inspiring in her one-piece white swimsuit, in contrast to Cara who went with the model bikini, as both leapt off the side of their yacht into the Mediterranean waters. It sure looks fun. All of it. Every little lesbionic loving part. I'm either jealous or aroused or both. I'm so confused, in a good day. Enjoy.

Xbox One Commercial Brings ‘the Best Games of the Year’ and a Little Badassery from Rocky Balboa (VIDEO)

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That's how winnin' is done!

Now, in the battle of the successtastic, PS4 has the edge over Xbox One. In terms of, as Wyclef Jean would probably tell you, dollar dollar bills yo. (Read: sales.) You know that, we know that and grandma knows that. As, it seems, do Microsoft themselves.

And here’s the House of Xbox themselves, with a big ol’ middle finger to the whole situation. The theme of today’s commercial is 'nope, we’re not effed yet.'

Who embodies that spirit better than Rocky? Nobody, that’s who. Here he is, passing on those inspirational words to his son (It ain’t about how hard you hit...) against a backdrop of Xbox One’s best upcoming releases. Halo: The Master Chief Collection, Sunset Overdrive, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare and Assassin’s Creed Unity are featured in the brief clip.

This was a great concept, right here. We won’t even be pernickety and bitch that half of those aren’t strictly Xbox One games at all.

Humpday Huzzah! Holly Peers Faptastic Funbags Ever So Perfect in Zoon


I feel like I haven't seen Holly Peers perfect chesty delights in forever. Even an hour away from her nurturing mammaries is too long for any man, let alone a baby, to endure.

Featured in this month's Zoo magazine, Holly shows why she doesn't need much styling or set decoration, let alone wardrobe, to be the belle of the visual ball. She's the kind of neighbor lady you hope doesn't install shades because she assumes nobody would be crazy enough to build a fifty-foot ladder of thatch and gum just to peek into her boudoir. Those are the kind of neighbor ladies that have yet to live next door to me. I'd build an escalator to the moon for the chance to see Holly lotioning her perfect jugs each evening. Then I'd never get off of it. Damn, Holly, you get me every time. Enjoy.

Please Remember When You Go to See ‘Hercules’ that The Rock’s Beard Comes from Yak Balls

The new Hercules starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson opens this weekend, and there are plenty of interesting stories about the making of the Greek demigod epic that we could talk about here. However, I'm going with the one about The Rock's beard.

You see, when I saw The Rock sporting a grizzly beard in the trailers, I assumed it was real. But oh no. Apparently Dwayne either couldn't grow a beard that was thick enough, or he just didn't want to. So he had to sit in a chair for three hours every day while Oscar-nominated hair and makeup people glued one to his face.

Unfortunately, one day The Rock decided to ask his Italian beard guy, Mateo, what the beard was actually made of. And that's when Mateo explained to the Rock that it was made from the scrotum hair of a yak. Because apparently yak scrotum hair is really soft.

Sure, it sounds crazy. But are you saying you wouldn't glue yak ball hair to your face for $10 million? Because I would.

Hercules hits theaters Friday, July 25.