Brad Pitt On “Between Two Ferns” Is Everything.

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I have a love hate relationship with Brad Pitt. On the one hand he's starred in some of my favorite movies like Fight Club, Inglorious Basterds, and 12 Monkeys but on the other he looks like such a smug chode. Part of this is no doubt due to him marrying a woman who is so full of herself that she'll break her neck to sniff her own ass. I can forgive him his early work in A River Runs Through It and other such nonsense but I can't reconcile my love of Tyler Durden with my utter disgust at his stupid face at awards shows. That's why I enjoyed Zach Galifianakis taking him down a few notches on Between Two Ferns. I know it's all a big joke but in my head I like to think that he felt a little bit of the sting that Zach was dishing.

Also this video has Louis CK and that's always good.

Arabella Durkin Topless Delights for Delicious End of Day Thoughts

 

If you're name is Arabella, there's a good chance you're going to be pretty hot. Or a Disney princess. Or both. Arabella Durkin has some regal beagles you will definitely want to peruse in her new pictorial for Zoo magazine. She is as they say, a curvy gal.

I'm not going to lie to you, I could fall in love with any blonde woman with smoky eyes after about 8pm. If that girls happens to be smoking hot with the teats of a goddess, that applies all day long. Arabella is the kind of girl I might even post a missed connections listing on Craigslist for. You were the hot girl with the bodacious topless rack. I was the guy wearing nothing but a table cloth and drooling as I cried out your name. Let's meet! Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Downright Sprung Upright for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

It's hard not to leer at the beautiful Namibian female form of Behati Prinsloo without feeling a little of the jealousy thing to Adam Levine and his lucky lucky junk. Alas, Behati was taken off the market before I even had the chance to show up at her door with a box of CVS chocolates and a single plastic rose and tell her how nicely I'd treat her if only she agreed to move into my shack. Timing is everything in life. Having $20 million in the bank and being a celebrity music star doesn't hurt either I suppose.

Nevertheless, the universe is free to ogle the fineries of Ms. Prinsloo as in her latest round of lingerie visual wonderments for Victoria's Secret. Behati is a petite, au natural girl with heaven sent beauty and a lean body designed for precisely what she's doing. Like a Swiss clock. Who's Namibian, though equally as unaffordable perhaps. Enjoy.

Michelle Lewin Bikini Bodily Faptastic Exhibition in Miami

If you're a fitness instructor to other hot bodied celebrity, why not advertise for your services by showing off your own results. Michelle Lewin couldn't do any better advertising thant exhibiting her stellar taut curves and eye-catching bikini body in Miami. Want to look like me? Hire me? Heck, if I were a woman looking to own half the world with my thong covered booty, I'd sign up yesterday. I'm not, so I'm just going to watch for free if it's all the same.

Miami Beach has become the single toughest locale for sextastic bikini body competition. You don't just show up with an okay body and expect to earn tickets redeemable for stuffed animals and paddle balls at the end of the day. There are serious models with seriously hard workouts and seriously outrageously hot bodies lining the sandy shores. This is the show. Come properly equipped or don't come at all. That probably seems harsh from a man who children point at and scream when he takes his shirt off at the public pool. But, what the hell. Michelle Lewin has raised the bar. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Calendar And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Kelly Brook's Calendar is 365 days of fap. (Celebslam)

Jennifer Lawrence looks leggy in a short black dress. (TMZ)

Lindsay Lohan is looking kinda hot in this covered topless Instagram pic. (Drunken Stepfather)

Katie Price is boobtacular at her new book launch. (Hollywood Tuna)

Stella Maxwell in a bikini is the reason to go on living. (Popoholic)

Kim Kardashian wears a see-through dress because that's what she does. (The Superficial)

Ireland Baldwin is 19 and here are some hot shots of her being hot. (COED)

Good News Everybody! You Don’t Have to Watch ‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Next Week Because the ‘Avengers 2′ Trailer Already Leaked Online

Yesterday we learned the first trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron would premiere during next week's episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, and I said you didn't really need to watch the show because it would be available online 10 minutes after it aired.

Well, I was wrong. It's already available. The thing leaked last night. And Marvel knows who's behind it:

Haha, good joke guys. I probably wasn't going to tune in to ABC next week to watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., but I definitely won't now. Sorry.

Now, here's the good stuff:

For those of you who aren't familiar with the entire Marvel cannon, Ultron (voiced by James Spader) is a creation of Tony Stark. (Whoops.) And that giant Iron Man suit is called the Hulkbuster...for reasons that should be obvious.

In any case, Avengers: Age of Ultron looks f-ing fantastic, just as we all knew it would. May 1, 2015, cannot come soon enough.

Nicole Neal Dareth To Drop Top Against Lucy Collett in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

There are two things you never want to stand in the way of. An out of control septic tank flushing truck and two hot ladies with stellar chesty treats determined to round off in the Battle of the Boobtastic. Though, really, if you had to choose only one, I'd choose getting in the mix of the boob battle.

This weeks two who dared to bare for the glory of Rome and Gentleman Oglers are Nicole Neal, a blonde hottie of extraordinary hot bodily talents and Lucy Collett, the ginger topped curvaceous dreamboat of my nightly REM sleep fantasies. I'd like both girls leave cracker crumbs in my bed. Hot sweet sextastic crumbs. But only one can strut away today wearing the virtual crown of champions. It's up to you to make the Solomonesque decision, between these two perfect gals, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Lucy Collett

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