Playboy.TV Free Week for Labor Day!

If I've said it once, I've said it approximately eleven times now. You deserve this. You really do. Playboy.TV is simply one of the finest funnest most faptastic worthy experiences on the Internet. This is why Al Gore spent an entire hour supervising the construction of the world wide web. Why Bill Gates was a virgin until he made his first million. And why we fought and won the Cold War. To see wicked hot and busy girls fooling around on our computers. And when you're talking Playboy league girls, it all becomes clear the hard work paid off.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF SELF-DISCOVERY AND PERSONAL GROWTH!

To celebrate Labor Day, our friends at Playboy.TV are offering laborers, non-laborers, and those people who just have trouble with pop-tops One Week Free on Playboy.TV to see all of their seductive and sextastic content. I've perused, browsed, and researched rather heavily on Playboy.TV. It has my seal of approval. It is so very much worthwhile. Enjoy.

Naomi Campbell Topless By the Pool in Interview Magazine

 

Just a little mini-something something from the forty-four year old Naomi Campbell, a supermodel who understands you're never too important or too successful to show off your lovely teats when the moment is right. In this quickie pictorial by the pool in Interview magazine, Naomi reminds us all that she once was queen, and that queen had some perfectly fine funbags.

Listen up all the rest of you Hollywood ladies who claim to be stars, you don't get in my book of the sextastic until you flash your bare yams anywhere from on the beach to in fancy ladies magazines. I care not. But, I do need to see them for myself before I sign your permission slip. Enjoy.

Coco’s Ginormous Cans Are About To Make Landfall, Orange Thongs Stand No Chance

I know Coco and her big and bigger booty is not for everybody, though make no mistake, there certainly is enough for everybody. But if you happen to be a 'lots more cushion, for lots more pushin' kind of guy, then Coco's dramatic curves and shape probably get you into some kind of lather. I'm not sure her thong bottom isn't crying for help in some manner. Only there's no way we could hear it being smothered by her round mounds of reckless abounds. This is some pretty monumental territory.

Coco was flashing her front side boobside as well in Barbados, just to ensure that everybody within a couple degrees latitude got a peek at her sea-worthy vessels. I'm sure satellites in orbit didn't miss them either. It really is quite the show. Coco, I'll say this for you, you definitely leave your mark. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma K Naughty Topless Striptease in Pleather

 

Anything to do with leather, hot bosomy bodies, naughty girls, and the leather coming off is naturally going to garner my sincerest attention. Even though nobody uses really leather anymore these days since it's cruel to the cows, you know, after we bonk them on the heads, slice them up, and cook them, it's really best to dine in imitation skins.

But there's nothing imitation about naughty and alluring Emma K. Okay, maybe a little something something. Still, on the final day of the workweek when we celebrate all that is round and fantasy-inducing, a lovely lass like Emma being crazy sensational stripping her ripe betties out of her pleather and lace, well, it's enough to make a man want to build a castle and get himself a fair wench to warm his keep during the chilly morns. And even more raunchy things in the evening. Thank God It's Funbags!

Ariana Grande Leggy Lovely Luscious Perfection Onstage for Today

I'm not a man who spends much time considering wardrobe. But I must compliment whoever designed the make and model of what Ariana Grande wears generally in concert, including on the Today Show where she was showing off her full toned legs, sextastic midsection, and nice hints of the funbags that probably only the boyfriends get to see fully these days.

Ariana Grande is just about the biggest thing out there this moment in teeny bopper music. And she looks like one million faptastic dollars. Young girls love her, creepy men like me in trenchcoats lust her. I predict a continued meteoric rise for Ariana, especially in those super short skirts of hers. Enjoy.

‘The Evil Within’ Brings Us ‘Voices of Evil,’ With Freddy Krueger (VIDEO)

The Evil Within- Voices of Evil
Don't worry, you've got... a hatchet.

Well, that’s Freddy Krueger in the Jackie Earle Halley sense. Let’s not dredge up memories of the wanktacular A Nightmare on Elm Street remake.

Anywho, yes, our ol’ buddy Jackie is set to bring his vocal talents to The Evil Within. He’s cast as Ruvik, the game’s dodgy-ass antagonist. It looks like just the kind of crap-your-pants romp that needs an imposing, homicidal sort of villain, so let’s hope that works out. 2010‘s Freddy was quite the asshole, after all, so we’re probably good in that regard.

Elsewhere in the Voices of Evil clip, we meet Anson Mount, voicing Sebastian, the star of the show. Detective Kidman, the hero’s partner, will be played by Jennifer Carpenter, last seen in Dexter.

Whether it’s PR bullshittery or not, the game sure seems to be going all out with regards to production values. Digitalspy reports that Shinji Mikami, Mr Resident Evil, has stated,
"One of the most crucial elements to any successful survival horror game is the setting and sound, which includes the depth and authenticity of the voice acting. We brought together a great cast of experienced actors to help ensure that players really believe our characters' emotions and the tension they feel in every scene."

No-one busts their balls to get that right very often, that’s for sure. Take a look above.

Naked News Talks Sports Cars, Nekkidly Naturally

 

Naked News, your one stop shop for news the way guys like to consume news, through the lips of nekkid hot girls, has now branched out into car coverage, sports cars in particular. If you happen to like high performance vehicles and high performance naked news girls like Isabell Rossini, then you really must check out the new edition of Wheelz from Naked News.

If you become a member of Naked News, you will come to see exactly why it's the very best daily source for news on the web for guys and Sapphic leaning women. Also, my mom likes it a lot. She's neither of those two, I don't think. Enjoy.