Kendall Jenner Topless But Arm Covered in Love Magazine

Kendall Jenner is having a ball of a time along her barely legal year of introduction to real modeling. It's not everything we thought or hoped we'd get from the ambitious taller, slender Kardashian, but I think we are getting closer. It's all related to cost-benefit analysis performed by Kris in her dungeon lair.

Kendall is featured barely covered in the Autumn 2014 edition of Love magazine. That's the London magazine that has led to many a model become quite risque. We've linked you out to bits of this before, but herein is the fullest photo gallery possible of hot lanky long Kendall doing what she does best. Posing. Enjoy.

Test Footage for Marvel’s ‘Deadpool’ Leaks Online, and Man Is It Awesome

Deadpool has been one of Marvel's most popular characters over the last 20 years. Fans love his foul mouth, his fourth-wall-breaking sense of humor and, perhaps most importantly, his full-on homicidal tendencies. Unfortunately, those are also the very qualities that have prevented Deadpool from coming to the big screen. Studios don't want to make big budget superhero flicks that 50% of the superhero target audience—i.e., kids—can't legally go see in the theater.

Still, people have tried to get a Deadpool movie made. Director Tim Miller even shot test footage with a CGI Deadpool and voicework by Ryan Reynolds, who played the character in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But apparently the footage wasn't enough to get the bigshots over at Fox to greenlight the project.

Now, however, that footage has found its way online. And chances are, after you watch it, you're going to be pissed this movie hasn't been made yet. Because it is awesome.

DEADPOOL - Official Test Footage [HD] Ryan... by movietrailerz

Reynolds has said he's totally down for doing this movie, and apparently Miller only pitched a $50 million budget so the fact that this would obviously be Rated-R wouldn't hurt the studio's bottom line. But still no takers.

Let's hope this will change now that this footage has seen the light of day.

[via Screen Rant]

Sarah Summers Topless Epic Hotness for Black and White Summer Tributes (And Free Playboy.TV)


That's the kicker. I want you guys to sign up for Playboy.TV for the one week free trial I keep nagging the good folks at Playboy Online to offer our readers because the content is rip-roaring good times. There's nothing wrong with seeing gaggles of extremely good looking hot-bodied young ladies rolling around in the bathtub together. I'm not exactly sure what else you're spending your time on, but unless you're actively curing cancer, it's not time spent more wisely. And even people curing cancer need a break at night.

Playboy.TV Free For Seven Days!

To celebrate my love of all things hot and topless and Playboy relate, I wanted to give an ode to summer by way of this spectacular pictorial of the sextastic Sarah Summers in black and white and deep rich passion inducement all over. If Sarah's ridiculously hot body doesn't cause you to feel feverish, you should see your doctor. Your cork might be stuck. Damn you, Sarah Summers. I was hoping to get a little productive work done here. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Sideboob for Jet Skiing Maxium Aerodynamics in Ibiza

Leave it to lovable Lindsay Lohan to figure out how to show sideboob even in an unlikely jet-skiing suit. Ultimately sideboob is what Lindsay is best known for, at least in her completely sober moments when she's fully aware of what she's showing off. It's a nice look in its own way. It certainly get you first dibs on Jet-skis at the dock.

Lindsay has been tearing her way through the Riviera region this July with various showy outfits, boyfriends, and boats. It's nice just to see her having fun again after so much, well, not so much work, but I guess legal stress. I'm not sure the neoprene is the most flattering material for Lindsay these days, but as always, I do appreciate her thoughtfulness. Enjoy.

Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps

Groupon is a great site for finding deals for restaurants, stores, and even vacations. I know I write this feature making fun of Groupon and its ilk but I use it all the time. But among the B&B discounts and restaurant specials you occasionally find and item that seems, shall we say, out of place. One of those is definitely the Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps. Now, I'm not going to judge what people do in the privacy of their own bedroom. OK, that's a lie. I'll judge them but I won't enforce my morality on anyone. I just wonder if there is such a demand for Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps that they felt compelled to sell them at a discounted rate on the most popular coupon site in the country. Maybe I'm wrong but I think that people who are in the market for a pair of Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps would pay full price. When you are in the market for Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps, it is not a time to be cheap. I know if I were to attach some Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps to my nips I'd want them to be of the highest quality.

Maybe I just don't get it. I'm going to go drink until I pass out on my couch now. Get them here.

Humpday Huzzah! Gracie Lewis Topless Bodacious Goodness in Blue Lingerie


Sometimes you just need a little lift in your step, a little zip in your, um, zipper, some things like that. Here to help you out this midweek mammary celebratory time is Britty curvaceous wonder Gracie Lewis. She's all heart. Or close to the heart. And she's showing off her just outstanding udders in all their glory removing bits of her blue lingerie in the process.

On Wednesdays we do like to celebrate all that is wholly wonderful in this world. Why not start with the nurturing bosom of Mother Nature. And if she's not available for the gig, her sextastic pet projects the likes of Gracie Lewis. In this cleavage you will find peace. I mean, after the first fifteen minutes or so of motorboating frenzy, naturally. Huzzah!

Ariana Grande Growing Up Hottie, But Still Pimping Cute in Seventeen

Ariana Grande is not a girl, not yet a woman. Strike that. She's definitely a woman. It's just that she's still making big bucks as a girl. It's a difficult distinction I am sure for a hottie of her age.

Ariana's life as a teen starlet carries on, often in fine faptastic form, as this Seventeen magazine spread where the ginger-topped doll wears various short skirts and dresses to let teen girls know she's just like them. Well, hotter perhaps and with legs to die for, but just like them all the same. I love it all. Old Ariana, new Ariana, anything Ariana Grande. I'm a fan of it all staring up her skirt from the floor. That's where the real fans should be. Enjoy.