William Shatner Vs. William Shakespeare

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I remember when I was getting a useless degree in theater that I heard a snippet of William Shatner doing Shakespeare. It was as if he was killing the bard all over again. It's not that Shatner is a bad actor, he's just...OK, he's a bad actor. He's sort of the Laurence Olivier of bad acting. He's chewed more scenery than a guy in a Godzilla suit. I'm not saying that just any actor can do Shakespeare right. Have you seen Keanu Reeves in Much Ado About Nothing? It's like a kick square in the nutsack. Still, if people didn't expect great acting from amazing material like Hamlet or King Lear we probably wouldn't have anything to compare Bill Shatner's acting to.

That's where this amusing Lego cartoon of Bill Shatner going back in time to kill Shakespeare comes in. It's called Action Bill and it was created by AMAA productions. There is only one other person who can save Willy Shakes. I'll give you a hint: He's bald.

Alessia Tedeschi In An Animal Print Bikini In Miami

Alesia Tedeschi is looking fine as F in a very small animal print bikini. The beauty was vacationing in Mexico when she chose the tiniest most animalistic bikini she could find. Allesia's breasties look fantastic surrounded by animal print. It's almost like we are living in caveman days and she's got her love jugs swathed in a fur her hunter man killed for her. I'm pretty sure, however, that cavewomen never had thong bikini bottoms like she does. They accentuate her perfectly tanned and firm behind. In a couple of the pictures you can see wet sand clinging ever so tenderly to her pants meat. Oh, to be a grain of sand on that derriere...

I just thought of how I'm going to make a lot of money. I'm going to go to Miami and open a bikini store. It's all anyone seems to wear down there. I'm like one of five Cubans who isn't in Miami anyway so it works out.

‘Wolf of Wall Street’ Gets the Honest Movies Trailer Treatment

Honestly not that great a movie.

If there were Academy Awards just for movie trailers, Marty Scorsese's Wolf of Wall Street trailer would have cleaned up. Best Director, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Best Editing, Best Original Song (thanks, Kanye)—the first Wolf of Wall Street trailer was just fantastic. And that got people such as myself pretty excited.

Unfortunately, the actual film proved to be a bit of a disappointment. Don't get me wrong, the acting was great, and there were some excellent scenes. But holy Last Temptation of Christ, the thing was three hours long—nay, three fucking hours long. And I don't know about you, but didn't have any illegal narcotics to help me sit through it.

Did I hate Wolf of Wall Street? Not at all. I just didn't love it. And I think the Screen Junkies honest trailer is probably a more accurate representation of the film that the actual trailer.

What do you think?

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole Play Topless Twister for Nuts April 2014

 

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole play the game of Twister we've all been dreaming about since we were teens. The two boobtacular ladies took turns playing the classic boardgame and feeding each other Hula Hoops in what looks like my grandmother's basement rec room. Holly Peers' flesh melons are perfectly shaped and firm while Stacey's sweater hams have more movement to them. Either way, it must be heavenly to be pressed between those four bits of glorious mammary tissue while reaching for right hand green. In one pic, the girls look like they are about to kiss. Is there anything hotter than two girls kissing? I submit that there is not. I remember buying a Twister game for a party when I was 19. I fully expected it to turn into an orgy with a spin of the dial. Instead my friends and I just played while the girls ignored us.

But I can look at these pictures and dream of what could have been...

India Reynolds Goes Breast To Breast With Rhian Sugden In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It's like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it's tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you'd prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it's a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.

This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Rhian Sugden

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Barbara Palvin Nekkid and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Erin Andrews Is All Cleavage While Playing Volleyball in LA

Sportscaster Erin Andrews played some sports of her own in a cleavetastic game of beach volleyball. The sexy journalist wore a low cut top that showed off her volleyballs with every serve and spike. Erin's ladies are a well loved staple of the sports world. Maybe it's because most sportscasters look like John Madden. Her champions look amazing and glistening with sweat in these pictures. I don't often use the word glistening, but that's what they are doing. I'm not sure who invented the game of beach volleyball but they deserve some kind of Nobel prize. It takes a fairly boring game when played indoors and makes it awesome by putting it on a beach and making people wear bikinis and sports clothes to play it. It's so hot they even made it an Olympic event.

I love Erin Andrews. I'm not even that in to sports and I watch the post-game show just to see her. I hope she gets into an intramural beach volleyball team this summer.