Debora Omassi Topless Licking of the Banana (You Lucky Banana Bastard!)

 

Somedays you just need a little look at a hot sultry model licking a banana and teasing herself with household items. I call those somedays everydays. It's never a bad time to see an alluring naughty model like Debora Omassi in this Emanuelle Ferrari playfully bad kitty photoshoot. I'm not sure you can get all your potassium needs from just licking a banana, but that doesn't mean I'm ever going to tell Debora to start biting. Oh, no. No biting.

There's nothing finer than a little kinky fun time with a hot girl, some props, and a camera. It's even better when some college kids with time on their hands don't need to invade personal iCloud accounts to get these types of photos. Debora has them rolling publicly like a benevolent hottie should. Bless your heart. And those wildly perfect funbags. Enjoy.

Ashley Judd Braless Nipple Pokes in the Big Apple

I'm no fashion expert, okay, maybe a maven, but I must say there is something about the dress Ashley Judd was strutting around Manhattan in last night that has me racing to right positive comments on the style boards. The 40-something actress is still working her magic in a braless tight dress that left her headlights on strong enough to light up Broadway for six blocks. That might be an exaggeration, I'd surely love to measure

Veteran hotties running around without bras on is truly a wondrous development. Ashley knows she looks amazing which is why her nipples are yearning for a little photo attention. Hey, they work hard too. Give them a little something something. I certainly have one idea in mind as far as rewards, though I doubt Ashley would want me to risk ruining her perfect dress. Enjoy.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and Nicola McLean Look Super Hot in London

British models and certified hot people Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and Nicola McLean were spotted hanging out together at the Cafe de Paris in London. Both ladies were sporting crop tops which showed off their impeccable bare-midriffs. There are few things sexier than a woman's sexy, toned stomach. Aisleyne was also kind enough to show us quite a lot of her spectacular rack. The cleavage alone is enough to make you want to slap yo mama, but there is also wonderful sideboobage. That much funbag cannot be contained inside what is essentially just a frilly scarf with straps. Nicola was more covered up, but the shirt was tight so you could see the outline of her shapely yum yums as well.

I believe that the saying that you can have "too much of a good thing" is nonsense. Look at these two sexy English models. One would have been great, but two is even better. Does that make me greedy? Possibly. That or I just appreciate nature's boobies bounty.

Taylor Swift Upskirt iHeartRadio Performance

iHeartRadio? More like iHeart looking up Taylor Swift's skirt, amiright? Taylor performed at the gigantic concert along with thousands of other artists, or at least it felt like there were thousands of them. She wore a short pink skirt with matching crop top. But, since the intrepid cameramen are shooting upshots from the lip of the stage, they got a look straight up Taylor's skirt. The result is just a peek at what has seduced all of those men to date her even though they know that when they break up she's going to write a nasty song about them. In other words, you could see right up her skirt. From what I can see, I can tell that she has one of mother nature's truly miraculous booties under there. Taylor already has my favorite celebrity legs and bare mid-riff, which are also clearly shown in these pics, but now she also has one of my favorite derrieres.

It's things like these pics that make life worth living, you know?

Eila Adams Nekkid SkyDiving for the Naked News (VIDEO)

 

There's almost nothing the girls of Naked News won't do to cover a story. I should add, nothing they won't do to cover a story while in the complete buff. Naked News anchor Eila Adams takes on the task of skydiving while completely naked, which I'm quite certain is one of the few possible things that could get me to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Chasing after a naked woman plummeting before me.

Check out the Eila Adams Naked Skydiving Video (NSFW) for your action sports fill of the day. And be sure to get an Ego discounted Naked News $6 monthly membership because it's one of the very best things out there on the web. I mean, if you like to see girls report the news in the nude, and also skydive, bowl, Pilates, fish, swim, play soccer, and other fun things in the raw. Enjoy.

Rogen and Franco Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in ‘The Interview’ Red Band Trailer

Rated R for Fat Dictator Nudity
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I'll be honest here. I thought I had gotten sick of Seth Rogen & James Franco, just like I got sick of Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson, or Will Ferrell & Everyone Will Ferrell Makes Movies With.

Then I heard they were making a movie called The Interview that got them denounced by North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un, and I thought any movie that gets denounced by Kim Jong-Un can't be that bad.

Now I've seen the unrated red band trailer for The Interview, and I am ready to admit that I was totally wrong. I am most definitely not sick of Rogen & Franco. Because this movie looks fantastic.

You really should watch the trailer for yourself, of course. But just in case you don't like going in to these things bling, here's what happens in a nutshell: Rogen & Franco work for what is basically a thinly veiled TMZ and yearn to do something more "meaningful" with their lives when, all of a sudden, they are granted an interview with Kim Jong-Un. So obviously they get asked to assassinate him by a preposterously hot CIA agent (Lizzy Caplan), at which point they agree and depart for the DPRK, where hilarity ensues.

Sounds pretty great, right?

The Interview hits theaters December 25, 2014.

Cara Delevingne Wet and Sextastic for Fashion Pimping

I'm not sure if my views on Cara Delevingne are influenced by the fact that she's young and hot and famous and sleeping with a bunch of women who I can only dream of ever bedding in my lifetime. But probably so. It's a general desire for her model body combined with a respect for her game. She knows something I don't. I have to admire that. Even while I think about the sea water undressing her from whatever it is she's pimping in this John Hardy advertising campaign.

As a young successful model and socialite, I'm going to go ahead and imagine she might be a bit of a high maintenance girlfriend. The kind a Michelle Rodriguez might be able to tame while perhaps some of us could not. Nevertheless, her entire world seems rather alluring to me, beginning with her looks rolling around in the sands on the beach. They don't just pass out those six-figure modeling paychecks to anyone. Cara Delevingne has got some serious skills. Enjoy.